why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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