I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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