awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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