My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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