Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
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