Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I woke up under a house in Key West
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