her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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