just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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