This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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