Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
It's never too late to be topless.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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