R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
Randomize
