Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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