sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Randomize
