I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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