Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i already hear my dad disowning me
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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