You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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