Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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