your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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