Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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