awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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