In the future we'll all be gay
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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