Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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