remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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