My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I have post one night stand depression
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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