this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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