we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
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