Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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