D3 body, D1 cock
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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