chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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