CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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