I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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