He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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