Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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