I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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