i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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