I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Randomize
