do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
