She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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