??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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