There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Randomize
