Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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