i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Bring me that man meat
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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