I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
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