you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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