Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
