That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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