You surviving the open bar?
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I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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