Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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