Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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