somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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